A sample of Conversations With My Cat
Conversations With My Cat
By Danica Gim
Thought Catalog Books — thoughtcatalog.com

Woman: “What’s next?”
Cat: “Let’s just enjoy the meow”



Cat: “I will always be with you...”

Woman: “Wasting time with you has been the biggest joy of my life”

Cat: “No storm lasts forever.”

Cat: “Your feelings are valid but your behavior was not ok.”

Cat: “We will try again tomorrow”

Woman: “I love you”
Cat: “Do you have any evidence to support that statement?”

Woman: “I want to kiss you”
Woman: “A lot.”

Woman: “What can I do about it?”
Cat: “Nothing. Go back to bed.”