High cut at the leg and low cut at the chest, this one-piece bears the many faces of Zach Galifianakis: shocked, confused, downright indignant(!), foolishly engaged, goofy, desperate, and disappointed. Swimsuits aren’t exactly known for their sense of humor, which is why this one will make you stand out: it marks the official end of the bathing suit’s lifelong unfunny streak. And who doesn’t love Zach? Hell, even Obama appeared on his faux talk show Between Two Ferns. He might not be the most attractive man to have stamped all over your swimsuit, and yet that’s precisely what makes this piece so special. “Tall, handsome, that’s easy,” he told Obama, “Be short, fat, and smell like Doritos and try to make it in Hollywood.” A man who defies Hollywood odds, who perseveres in spite of his natural chip stench? Now that’s someone you can proudly wear on your chest.