Did you go to Yale? Probably not. So rocking a Yale sweatshirt is a bit ostentatious. Anyone can buy the prized garment, but the only people who have the right to wear it are current Yale students or alumni. Luckily, you probably do eat kale and are thus completely justified in wearing this awesomely clever, awesomely comfortable sweatshirt. Slip it on and watch everyone around you do a double-take as you pass them by in this optical illusion of a top.