The Colossal Gummy Worm Your Parents Never Would Have Let You Eat

Why eat a handful of life-sized, insect-shaped candies when you can nibble on the World’s Largest Gummy Worm? Sure, it resembles a snake more than a worm, but it’ll give you a Guinness World Record breaking sugar buzz—if you can ingest all 4,000 calories in one sitting, that is. For those less eager to enter into a prolonged sugar coma, you can bite into this massive treat—which is twenty-six inches long, weighs three pounds, and has a five-inch diameter—one earthworm rung at a time. All seven flavor combinations have a shelf life of a year, you see, so you can devour the sweetness as quickly as a worm would slither across the street.