Today May Suck But This Frequent Meltdown Card Doesn’t

If you’re losing your shit or in the midst of a quarter life crisis, pull out one of these credit card-sized reminders to calm down, and give yourself the gift of perspective. When you’re blind with rage or panic, this card lets you punch out your frustrations and record one of your “total fucking meltdowns” (the tenth one is free!) instead of punching a person. The Frequent Meltdown Card fits right in your back pocket or wallet for easy access during the moments when you feel like unleashing your inner ~*~drama queen~*~, and as funny as it is, the back of the card contains genuinely helpful advice about how to pull yourself out of any temper tantrum.