A Dildo That Actually Ejaculates (And Kind Of Renders Men Obsolete In Bed)

The Semenette is a high tech dildo with an inner tube and an attached pump designed to mimic ejaculation. And it isn’t just for lesbians looking for an alternative to impregnation via turkey baster. It’s for anyone interested in experimenting with a sex toy that safely and authentically replicates a penis. Available in three different flesh tones (vanilla, caramel, and chocolate), the unique device, which measures 6.25 inches long and 1.5 inches wide, fosters intimacy in the bedroom whatever your sexual orientation is.