This Is What A Bread Winner Really Looks Like

Forget searching for Cheetos in the likeness of Jesus. With the Selfie Toaster, you can enjoy the sight of your own head on a piece of toast again and again. Outfitted with customized heating inserts based on the photographs submitted by customers, this truly unique kitchen appliance makes eating warm, crisp slices of bread that much more special. If you’re not conceited enough to eat your own face for breakfast, gift this item to your most self-obsessed friend.