Take A Stab At This Pen Holder And Slash Your Stress In Half

This silicon rubber desktop pen holder—appropriately named Dead Fred—is the solution to all your pent up work-related pressures and frustrations. The only consequence of repeatedly stabbing Fred is that he’ll end up holding your pen, saving you from misplacing it in the shuffle of paperwork yet again. Now you can go from working to relieving stress and back again without worrying about losing track of your writing utensil. And since Fred is compact, he won’t take up too much space on your desk as he’s sparking up conversations left and right.