The Pool Float That Makes You Look And Feel As Good As Pizza Tastes

Pizza is just like sex: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty damn good. So forget your carb phobia and indulge in a slice as you lounge on this bright triangular float. Measuring six feet long and five feet wide, the inflatable pizza raft lets you stretch your legs as you flip off anyone who thinks you have to stick to a strict diet to have a “bikini body.” Eat and drink whatever you want (the float’s… read more

Pizza is just like sex: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty damn good. So forget your carb phobia and indulge in a slice as you lounge on this bright triangular float. Measuring six feet long and five feet wide, the inflatable pizza raft lets you stretch your legs as you flip off anyone who thinks you have to stick to a strict diet to have a “bikini body.” Eat and drink whatever you want (the float’s two cup holders practically beg you to double fist), and relax already. With your head propped up by faux doughy crust, you’ll look tastier than a regular topping.