Smother Your Face In Snail Slime And You’ll Have Your 12-Year-Old Skin In No Time

Snail slime is no euphemism. It is exactly what it sounds like: the unadorned goo that snails excrete. Unlike most forms of poo, however, this one has healing and regenerative powers. Specifically it’s the elastic, glycolic acid, and proteins found in snail slime that stimulate collagen production and reverse signs of aging.