Question: who here was enamored with dollhouses when they were younger? Answer: me—and hopefully you too, if you have a soul. But whereas your childhood dollhouse is probably stored in your parents’ attic or basement, or else in your toddler cousin’s possession, this one, if you choose to buy it, won’t go anywhere. Know why? Because it’s adult friendly—that is, disguised as a “shelf” to “store” your “cutlery” and “tableware.” Made by Studio Dorm on locking casters, it’s hinged at the center, with an oak interior and a fir exterior.