The Crystal Dildo That Will Cleanse Your Nethers Of All Your Ex’s Foul Energy

If you were ever looking to cleanse yourself of all the energy of the people you regret sleeping with (or to, uh, be the owner of a beautiful crystal dildo), look no further. The Rose Quartz Pleasure Wand has been blessed and infused with love and white light to ignite the most “divine, sensual, feminine, peaceful, purposeful essence” within you. Each one is unique in shape, but most are about 18 cm long and 4 cm wide. They are crafted and polished into a phallic shape for optimal comfort, and ensure that your experience will be sexual and spiritual. Whether you’re going solo or trying out the Kama Sutra, it’s sure to make your metaphysical practice that much more, well, holistic.