How do you get a “bikini body”? Put a bikini on your body, obviously. Better yet, put a bikini that makes it look like your boobs and butt are smothered in cheese and pepperoni on your body. The material of this two-piece suit, which features a lifelike pizza pie pattern, is a fuck you to the idea of forsaking delicious foods just so you can wear a swimsuit. Say no to the silly notion of dieting before you head to the beach once and for all. Actually, let your pizza themed bikini do that for you!