Do Bath Salts

Humans spend like eleven and a half million hours a week hunched over computers or passed out in weird positions on the couch. Unfortunately, unless you’re on MDMA or willing to spend an absorbent amount of money, you don’t get massages a lot. So use this muscle soak because it feels fancier than a bag of Walgreen’s Epsom salt and has medicine-y eucalyptus smell that will make you feel like a thousand doctors are in the bathtub with you exorcising all the pain away.