Sip This Wine To Cure Heartbreak Like Jane Austen Once Did

Jane Austen claimed that Klein Constantia wine was the only cure for a broken heart, Napoleon ordered cases of it while in exile on the Isle of Elbaso, and now you too can bask in this wine’s restorative powers. Stop crying over your ex with that Ben & Jerry’s and cheap bottle of Jack Daniels, and start commemorating your heartbreak with this much finer bottle of South African wine and—well, OK, you better keep the Ben & Jerry’s too. It pairs remarkably well with Phish Food and Chubby Hubby, and it’s guaranteed to make you feel at least a little bit better.