Liven Up Your Garden By Erecting These Garden Dick Statues

No longer must you fear the inevitable awkward silence at garden parties, because this dick menagerie of various phallic copper statues will get guests chit-chatting for a while. The variety pack includes six different pieces, ranging from 14″ to 7″, and from very realistic to more sculpturally inclined. Over time, the Garden Dicks will take on a green patina, potentially causing great alarm in your elderly neighbor who just wanted to smell your flowers.