Fake It ‘Till You Make It With This Fancy Wine Opener

Do your dreams of being a cooking, independent, dinner-party-throwing adult conflict drastically with your reality? Your reality being: you just can’t seem to learn how to use those pesky corkscrew wine openers? Well fret not; it happens to the best of us and is actually why this fancy-looking Williams-Sonoma lever wine opener (and foil cutter!) exists: to make you look like a well-read, pipe-wielding intellectual when you’re not.

Unless of course you are. In which case, this is the ideal gift for the in-laws.