Next Time Someone You Hate Asks For Your Information, Give Them This “Business” Card

Despite the merits of being direct, sometimes it takes putting something in writing to really drill your point home. Take “eat a bag of dicks”; you could shout this at someone a hundred times and it will never have the same zinging, irreparably dismissive impact as leaving this pseudo business card in your wake. Whether used in earnest or as a playful joke, this pack of fifteen abrasive calling cards is an effective and unassuming way to let out your aggression.