Sassy ‘Golden Girls’ Themed Panties You Never Knew You Needed

If you’ve never considered buying The Golden Girls themed panties, then consider this: the incomparable satisfaction you’ll get from surprising a love interest with them. Made to your exact measurements by Etsy shop Bulletsandbees, these bad boys are like the inverse of a mullet: grim black tricot on the back, Bea Arthur party on the front. For what was Dorothy Zbornak if not a havoc-wreaking, foul-mouthed, revelry-chasing golden girl anyway?