Keep Your Precious Cargo Safe While Looking Mad Scholarly With This Fake Dictionary

Hide your most precious belongings in the one place that’s almost entirely obsolete: books! Of course there’s always the possibility that some smart-ass barista comes over and pretends to be interested in your DFW collection. Which is why the ingenious designers behind this invention decided to hide their safe inside a fake dictionary—perhaps the most defunct book out there. Not only is this a lot less conspicuous than keeping an undisguised, typical-looking safe out in the open, it’s also a lot cheaper than the average safe, yet equally as secure with its steel structure.