Dare To Wear This Neon Anti-Drug Fanny Pack

Sporting a neon yellow fanny pack with D.A.R.E.’s logo splashed across it will make the anti-drug lectures you drooled through during middle school suddenly seem relevant. This ’80s-inspired accessory will jumpstart your nostalgia, and while it might not stop you from frying your brain like an egg, its potent color makes it nearly impossible to misplace. Unlike carrying a handbag or a satchel, resting a pouch on your lower abdomen or on top of your derrière lets you roam hands-free—and without two bulging back pockets. Packed within a durable, polyester cocoon of a reminder that DRUGS ARE BAD, your essentials will be safe and easily accessible.