Dismal-Colored Tights To Match The True Nature Of Laura Palmer’s Soul

It’s true we don’t know much about Laura Palmer, but what we do know is that she kept a diary, was cheating on Bobby with James, and that she liked to keep her legs warm in opaque green tights. And we have that video of her and Donna (recorded by James) as proof. Just make sure they’re of a dreary, lackluster olive tone like these Forever 21 tights—ones that would blend in nicely with dirt.