None Of ‘The Hangover’ Movies Would’ve Happened If Everyone Had Just Used This Bytox Hangover Patch

If Thirsty Thursdays always get the best of you, you’re in luck. No longer must you come up with legitimate-sounding excuses to email your boss as to why you’re always late on Friday mornings, because this specially-formulated Bytox hangover patch replenishes the vitamins, nutrients, and antioxidants your body loses when you drink your face off. All you have to do is apply one of the patches before pregaming, and continue wearing it for up to 8 hours after you’ve stopped drinking. While Bytox does not reduce or affect alcohol blood levels or suddenly grant you the magical ability to drive while intoxicated (isn’t that what Uber is for?), it will make you feel so much better the morning after.