The Ideal Companion For Cuddly, Silent Nights

For only $26.99, you can have the best parts of a boyfriend, and kick the remaining inessentials and spare parts to the curb. A one-armed, lifeless, cushion-y companion requires zero work, caring for, or sharing. Minimum effort, that is, with maximum gain.

For only $26.99, you can have the best parts of a boyfriend, and kick the remaining inessentials and spare parts to the curb. A one-armed, lifeless, cushion-y companion requires zero work, caring for, or sharing. Minimum effort, that is, with maximum gain.