If you’re reading this, then you are most definitely a human, which, by the logical property of reason and basic human salty needs, means that you enjoy bacon and eggs. Still, there is a spectrum, which Cara Delevingne and her bacon tattoo are dutifully reigning over. And you, too, could get “BACON…” indelibly inscribed on the bottom of your foot and reach her level, or you could wear these bacon and egg dangling earrings and come in at a close second. Handmade from polymer clay, they’re covered in a nice glossy finish, with closed back ear wires to keep them secure, and a small pink Swarovski crystal on each to match the crispy bacon. If there was ever a reason to smile from ear to ear, this is it.