So what if your yoga teacher stopped you after class to tell you that you could use some meditation? What does she know anyway? You’re zen as fuck—you savasana-d your way through college—and you know it. And with this bracelet, everyone and your yoga teacher will know it too. Handmade by Gage Huntley, it’s made of brass with the words “Zen As Fuck” carved into the front side. An emblem of your angst-y zen, and a reminder to others not to get it twisted.