Alack! Behold, these knickers! Twisted Twee is the company who hath made these, which bear the finest queen in all the land on the front side. Of what do they consist, you ask? Cotton, but of course! Betimes, you shall be enamoured with them. By my troth! Sure, the unofficial title of Queen Elizabeth may have been the “Virgin Queen,” but thou need not preserve thy maidenhood when donning these. Nay! For they are first and foremost for thy humour, and then perhaps a sign of thy learned history. Forsooth.